My Beautiful Wife

My beautiful wife says she’s in love with me
Tonight she wants to do ‘Netflix & chill’
But I suspect she may have given me an STD

My balls are rather achy and it’s stinging when I pee
There may have been some discharge too, but still
My beautiful wife says she’s in love with me

There’s lumps upon my scrotum and I think it’s HPV
And if she sees, then I’ll be through the mill
But I suspect she may have given me an STD

When married fast, for love to last, there is no guarantee
Those doubts creep in and sit with me until
My beautiful wife says she’s in love with me

A crusty scab upon my knob, I’m sure you will agree
My wife will think that this is overkill
But I suspect she may have given me an STD

Now we are young and full of life, and kids we don’t foresee
No condoms used as she is on the pill
My beautiful wife says she’s in love with me
But I suspect she may have given me an STD

Aiden Bex
@aidenbex