The Pole Dancer

My grandma started pole dancing and takes a weekly class
She wants to build a strong physique and tighten up her ass
She says she’s bored of knitting and sitting in her chair
Instead, she wants to slink around in spandex underwear

The family think she’s far too old and she should be sedate
But grandma says she feels so young at only eighty-eight
She’s always had such spirit – a rather youthful soul
And you should see the bugger shift when she gets on the pole

With crazy tricks and sexy spins, transitions like a pro
Her flawless twirls and pirouettes – you can’t deny her flow
A private show for grandpa put a smile upon his face
But now my grandma says she wants to work for Platinum Lace!

Aiden Bex